So you Want to be like the famous hero? Then today is your lucky day! Really nobody can be the Batman but you can be like him. Dress properly… Class is now in session :
How an ordinary man can be like Batman, first of all… You have to have loads of gadgets… and second.. shave that goatee..
Be like the Batman 101
Steps:
- Put others before you! Be a hero!
- Incorporate the imagery of a bat in order to frighten criminals. Put the bat logo on every thing you have, from your car to you underwear.
- Have a utility belt.
- Batman has no superpowers and instead relies on his own scientific knowledge, detective skills, and athletic prowess. These are skills that you will have to build to become Batman.
- Name everything you own by adding a “bat” prefix on it… like a Batcoffee mug, Batbaseball bat?? hahaha… or BatXbox 360 or something…
- Build a batcave under your house. The Batcave is Batman’s secret headquarters, consisting of a series of subterranean caves beneath his residence.
- Batman is athletic! He is very into fitness! So start doing the falling Batman Push-ups. 100 push-ups a day should do it.
- Have a young strapping side kick. Your side kick helps you stay young, keeps you sharp. You teach the every thing you know, in turn he dose every thing you don’t want to do.
- Smile a little gay, remember Batman is rich.
- Have a butler to do all your house work and to cook.
- Keep your secret intently a secret!
Tips:
- Learn martial arts.
- Learn Rope rappelling.
- Never, I mean ever laugh at the Jokers’ jokes.
- Keep the stock holder happy, the keep you rich.
- Be a hero always!
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